“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
my heart says yes but my mom says no
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
Me trying to finish something important on time:
*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
He might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok*Fictional character appears to die in a raptor*
She woke up when they landed.